Polkatt

One Minute Star Wars by Gagan Gupta Episode I Quigon Jin: You will be a Jedi Anakin: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi Episode II Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi Anakin: Am I a Jedi yet? Obi Wan: No Episode III Anakin: Dammit when will I be a Jedi? Obi Wan: Soon Anakin: Fuck You I'm going to the Dark Side Episode IV Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi Luke: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi Episode V Yoda: Jedi, you will be Luke: Am I Jedi yet? Yoda: No Vader: I am your father Luke: WTF? Episode VI Luke: Dammit when will I be a Jedi? Yoda: After you kill daddy Luke: Aww Mannn...and Leia's my sister?? Fin